leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

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eeruhrah:

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

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sizvideos:

Video

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tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

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k-lionheart:

themaidenofthetree:

I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.

This is groundbreaking

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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zachafalse:

ejacutastic:

zygodactylous:

wat-ermellow:

zygodactylous:

in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????

is that a cup wearing pants

yes 

is that majoRAS MASK IN THE MIRROR

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

zachafalse:

ejacutastic:

zygodactylous:

wat-ermellow:

zygodactylous:

in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????

is that a cup wearing pants

yes 

is that majoRAS MASK IN THE MIRROR

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

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hidddlestoner:

best-of-memes:

Love foxes

you guys don’t understand how much this post makes me want a pet fox.

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leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

waking up with your period

image

image

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