It’s like in the great stories. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.”

J.R.R. Tolkien.

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georgetakei:

I’ve worked in Hollywood all my life, and I didn’t even know some of these tidbits.

georgetakei:

I’ve worked in Hollywood all my life, and I didn’t even know some of these tidbits.

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lolsomeone-actually:

Bruh

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bottomjared:

im dead

bottomjared:

im dead

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cumberbuddy:

Benedict Cumberbatch can’t say “Penguins”. If you want a giggle… #Pengwings [x]

aryastarkrs:

egberts:

astrolopy:

egberts:

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

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ethiopienne:

perfection

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shirefulscarves:

allthewaytoneverland:

dorothy-cotton:

If you’re ever in britain, when you walk the dog it’s called “Dogging” 

So if you’re going to walk your dog be sure to ask all of your british friends if they’d like to come dogging with you!

Make sure to invite everyone out dogging when you come here!

*squints suspiciously*

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wavechild:

bluetemplo:

stelmarias:

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GO THE FUCK OFF

this was a really really good one

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refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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