pandrea-flamingos:

theladythorki:

gloomyteens:

when can i apply


‘what does 237 mean’
i actually dont know how to answer that question

Could this professor be making a The Shinning reference? 

pandrea-flamingos:

theladythorki:

gloomyteens:

when can i apply

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‘what does 237 mean’

i actually dont know how to answer that question

Could this professor be making a The Shinning reference? 

(Source: death-or-taxes, via maryelizabeth-watson)

iamdonewithyourshit:

ledzipline:

Which high school musical movie is this

the 17 th one

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winston-grahamcracker:

seifukucat:

[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]

[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]

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(via weepingangela)

vagbags:

rainbowcubone:

vagbags:

merryduckie:

vagbags:

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

he left because he got injured..

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

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queerpittybabe:

derpinmyderp:

st0nerpunk:

but who arrested who??

If you pay two private detectives to follow each other, what happens?

LOL. 

queerpittybabe:

derpinmyderp:

st0nerpunk:

but who arrested who??

If you pay two private detectives to follow each other, what happens?

LOL. 

(Source: solarselection, via maryelizabeth-watson)

rainbowrobotroses:

One time we had missionaries over at our house, and my Mom mentioned the fact that there is a Star Wars religion. One of them got so excited that he clapped his hands together and blurted out:

"I WANT TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!" 

The other missionary gave him a surprised look, and then, I kid you not, two seconds later it started pouring and hailing outside. 

The other missionary just glared at him and went: “Look at what you’ve done.” 

(via maryelizabeth-watson)

doubtful-seer:

horsesforfraublucher:

thedevilstongue:

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…

(via weepingangela)

catbuttcat:

hopefulveterinarian:

Excellent alternative to the yellow ribbon concept.

Check them out here: Friendly Dog Collars

I just love these so much.

Can we make similar ones for humans? Like if I am feeling anti-social, can I wear something saying ‘caution’?

(via weepingangela)

phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

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mooneymannyinthesky:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

i just came back from the woods wow i am so pissed 

my sister ate my pizza again

and this weird dude tried to talk to me

he asked me what got my thong in a twist like rude much

oH MY GOD

SO MY SISTER FOLLOWS BASICALLY EVERY ONE OF OUR NEIGHBORS ON TWITTER AND SHE JUST TEXTED ME THIS

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OH MY GOD

mari

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